By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
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perkzoi69 0

I had the same issue but it was more like how do I get rid of him with him killing himself, what a nightmare.

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nickdeuel 0

I'm doing the same thing except with my girlfriend

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rachey303 0

been there done that it sucks im sorry

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blackwidow5 0

why are people saying you deserved it?

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FMLaddict11 6

Call the police until they listen, don't piss him off, and get out ASAP.

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CurlyChica808 4

get him to dump you: -cry. ALOT. -embarrass him publicly -disrespect his parents -eat all his food -keep tampons, pads, lip gloss, romance novels, etc in his car -call him foofie-kins -demand that he has to spend every second of every day with you -never wear makeup, do your hair, or look good around you -make him Eskimo kiss you infront of his friends -scream 'WHY ARE YOU CHECKING HER OUT?!?!?!' whenever he looks at a girl -talk in a baby voice -have him come home with his friends to you in sweats on the couch, eating a giant tub of ice cream and crying over a romance movie on tv AND IF ALL THAT DOESN'T WORK: -confess to him that your a lesbian and get a friend he doesn't know and introduce her as your girlfriend. good luck

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CODNERD 0

shes from the phillipines, thats regular to them

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FruitCakeSally 0

I know a way to get rid of him with out dying, but it involves him dying.

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