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By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 08:17 - Australia

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 23:00

Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML

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By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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By stuck - 12/06/2016 05:59 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML

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amrik 11

Monday 11 July 2011 19:09

sell him

seeunexttuesdays 6

Monday 11 July 2011 19:10

it's called a gun.

Comments

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:58

slit his ankles with a blade, then shank him several times while he is on the ground.

hotpinkpepsi 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:06

oh my gosh...Canada?

d33emar 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:36

um instead of staying in your room.. if he's really that bad .. tell someone.. don't want to hear another story on the news about a girl getting killed by her psycho bf

crazytay 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:54

that's scary.. :l

lena6310 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:34

awww :/

brittanylauren00 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:21

it's okay, I've been there!-_-

Osito2011 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:46

leave him when he goes to work or what ever he does during the day. go some where far and do not look back. if need be stay at a YWCA or some type of women's shelter.