By MakeItMaaco - 11/07/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML
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Niicky_fml 20

do the chickens have large talons? *adjusts glasses and sniffles*

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Mi24hind 0

Hawks. They will admire themselves while destroying cars.

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MrFlintstone 5

say hello to a Saturday buffing and waxing your car

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CasualZombie 6

"do the chickens have large talons?" that's what I think of whenever I hear that word xD

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Sacurason 0

Hey, I grew up with animorphs...and I never read the last book!!! Darn!!! Still, leave the animorph fans alone!

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MizzErikaHart 8

33...me too, napoleon dynamite ftw

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rainbo955 0

I accidentally hit a hawk the other day so I went to see if it was ok, it was laying on it's back moving so I flipped it over and it got up into it's defensive position, it walked a little and seemed like his wing was a little hurt I was so sad, so I came back about 10 mins later to check on it and it was gone so I think it flew away and was okay!! hawks are so pretty and amazing!! :)

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6tori6 5

33- exacty what I was thinking. *huge sigh*

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Iamnotmyself 17

-52 They all die, evil invading aliens exposed to public, terrorists, religion is probably declined. Summary

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volley4eva1698 0

I can't think of a somewhat witty comment for this post

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ScaughtieHolden 11

I can only think of a quote, "Do the chickens have large talons?"

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goshpeople 4

"I don't understand a word you just said."

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MrFlintstone 5

blame state farm for saving someone enough money to buy a hawk

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darkch0colate 0

38, you beat me to it

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F2M2L 5

at least you have a cool reason why your hood got scratched.

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Mi24hind 0

Hawks. They will admire themselves while destroying cars.

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EmyB_fml 8

Am I the only one that thought of Napoleon Dynamite because of the word "talons" ? (Do chickens have talonsss ?" ) :p

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FMLephant 2

You're not the only one 41

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Niicky_fml 20

do the chickens have large talons? *adjusts glasses and sniffles*

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allenye818 2

haha beat me to it

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Eggers 2

boy, I don't understand a word that just came out of your mouth.

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WildThang6 0

can't find my check book. hope ya don't mind If I pay you in change.

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cosmet109 1

six dollars..........that's like a dollar an hour!

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RandomPotato 0

So? It's just a car. At least you got to see the hawk and it didn't attack you.

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smartalek 2

so? whats a car?

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smartalek 2

its a car? who cares!

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LolMoqz 10

Don't you remember last night?

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smartalek 2

so? it's just a car

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kittylover94321 0

idk I think it's that thing that ppl drive and go places in like omigod :O...T.T

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ColtsDoug18 0

he was looking at you.. that explains the scratches

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