Health: Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid...

By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML

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By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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Pish yerself

By breyn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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jessicasoho 13

Tuesday 25 July 2017 9:27

Misplaced admiration shouldn't weaken the unsung heros heart.

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 25 July 2017 5:12

I hope to God she still doesn't drive...

Comments

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 25 July 2017 5:12

I hope to God she still doesn't drive...

azouwa 26

Tuesday 25 July 2017 5:51

ha ha ha ha thanks. I needed that.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 July 2017 5:36

That’s a multi-dimensional ... shitty situation.

allie2590 31

Wednesday 26 July 2017 8:58

FOR SHAME, MR. PENCIL, FOR SHAME!!

Nina 32

Friday 28 July 2017 11:13

You knew better and yet you did it anyway. Why?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 28 July 2017 16:47

Had it just been about the poop, I’d accept your scorn, but the fact that the op did so much to help the old lady and a coworker got the gratitude was transcendental shittiness and needed to be called out!

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 25 July 2017 6:45

Where do you work??? A nursing home? No one brings me underpants at work!

C8H18 33

Tuesday 25 July 2017 10:05

Op here. I work at a retail store attached to a pharmacy. I used to work at an electronics store, and I also ran into a similar situation there.

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 26 July 2017 14:57

Wow! It seems crapy situations tend to follow you like flys on...

Personguy01 11

Tuesday 25 July 2017 8:15

And elderly people say that young people aren't thankful!

jessicasoho 13

Tuesday 25 July 2017 9:27

Misplaced admiration shouldn't weaken the unsung heros heart.

C8H18 33

Saturday 29 July 2017 7:56

Thanks. That comment actually did make me feel a bit better about the situation.

olga_crvjl 19

Tuesday 25 July 2017 9:31

Ohh that sucks

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 25 July 2017 11:44

It is nice to know there are still good people like you around.

davainone23 4

Wednesday 26 July 2017 0:25

I know it suck that she thanked someone else but you did a wonderful thing so THANK YOU

stayydomii 21

Wednesday 26 July 2017 1:56

She might have mixed up you and your coworker. sometimes old people do that. I basically excuse most of their behavior until they become rude *****. Thanks OP for being good to this lady and cleaning her up.