Poopoo peepee, Haircut, Hair and Work: Pish yerself

Pish yerself

By breyn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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You deserved it 2 535

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By sarad206 - 19/02/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 556

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MrSarary 26

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:51

Yeah well guess who's getting a bad hair cut next time he comes in? FYL indeed OP.

MDoremis 38

Thursday 19 February 2015 9:03

That's disgusting and rude. Sorry you had to clean that up, OP!

Comments

cornyrob 33

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:46

Gross....

photographer49 22

Thursday 19 February 2015 18:32

#1 thanks for the unnecessary comment.

8Dirty1 24

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:47

that's got to sting

1dvs_bstd 41

Thursday 19 February 2015 9:15

come again big fudge, sting or stink?

8Dirty1 24

Thursday 19 February 2015 9:56

sting like when he pees

tiptoppc 19

Monday 15 April 2024 22:51

Barbacide on razor cuts will, i’m sure…

MrSarary 26

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:51

Yeah well guess who's getting a bad hair cut next time he comes in? FYL indeed OP.

born_hustla 26

Thursday 19 February 2015 18:50

Next haircut? I would have chased him and mess up his hair with the razor

Jasim 17

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:51

I feel sorry for the both of you, actually.

imapartypooper 15

Thursday 19 February 2015 13:05

I would feel sorry for the man if he was not a jerk about pissing himself.

invadermaythe1st 35

Thursday 19 February 2015 15:07

#39 I think he was probably trying to make light of the situation, honestly.

FluffyPandas156 13

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:52

I'd be pissed if someone done that.

JayVicious 20

Thursday 19 February 2015 11:37

its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

homesuckfucker 28

Thursday 19 February 2015 13:20

Do you mean, "Better to be pissed off than pissed on," or are you a man that happens to enjoy golden showers?

swanheart 35

Thursday 19 February 2015 14:42

Nothing better than a golden shower to calm you down when you're angry!

JKPwnage 27

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:36

In that order?

JayVicious 20

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:58

ha yes i did mean than. was up for 32 hours. but that was a **** up that made me laugh. at least it still made sense....in a more ****** up way.

FluffyPandas156 13

Friday 20 February 2015 2:53

Took me a while to question myself if you do like golden showers or not.

PrinPrinLife 16

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:57

That's messed up.

SweetasCandy0609 28

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:57

I guess it doesn't bother him that he now has to walk around Smelling like urine, sorry OP that should definitely go in the bad day column I hope your day got better after that.