Miscellaneous: Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take...

By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 258

You deserved it 23 277

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By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 205

You deserved it 141 028

By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 421

You deserved it 13 434

By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 334

You deserved it 6 081

By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 876

You deserved it 3 772

By Snotmyfault - 11/01/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 571

You deserved it 49 378

By SonofMnemosyne - 19/11/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives from trick-or-treating. Today, it is my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 536

You deserved it 315

By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 705

You deserved it 4 803

What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 592

You deserved it 66 559

By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 994

You deserved it 22 596

By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 216

You deserved it 30 435

Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

Serves that asshole Mr. Owl right, somebody was bound to foil his plans to keep the answer from the world

starbucks14 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. &hearts;

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hellooamy 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:05

lol #40(:

Hippie_Chic 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:08

You are amazing. :) You've just discovered the answer to one of life's greatest questions! And, now, I've lost all respect for Mr. Owl. He was off by 760 licks! :D

SuperSpore 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:18

Now find out how many bites it takes to eat an entire small Dum-Dum sucker. Oh wait, I already know, 2. One to crack it in half and eat one half, another to pull the other half off and eat it. Wonder if someone has gotten to the center of a Tootsie Pop with 1 bite...

XDplz 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:22

You are awesome!

SwordSlasher 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:23

FML used to have such a stronger meaning...now it's just "i spent some time licking a lolly pop and now i feel silly. fml."

MechaMew2 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:23

Jeez, for those of you that counted your licks to the center, you all SUCK! I have a friend who pulled it off in 117 licks.

Karma123 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:29

i TRIED THIS WEN I WUZ REALLY YUNG AND IT TOOK ME LIKE 2700....

stupid_ass_peopl 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:29

um, you chose to do it, why the hell are you complaining? are we all supposed to feel sorry for you because you have nothing better to do than lick a lolly pop? I'd say YDI but there really isn't anything for you to deserve.

stupid_ass_peopl 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:34

but i must say, i now have an answer to something ive wondered about for a looooong time! now moving on to jawbreakers....

artmuse 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:38

I've now decided you are my role model. But seriously, that is AWESOMESAUCE. I don't have enough time to eat Tootsie Roll pops anymore, and I don't have enough patience to count how many licks it takes to get to the center. Stupid owl.