By SonofMnemosyne - 19/11/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives from trick-or-treating. Today, it is my birthday. FML
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Deez_Knots 10

So somebody basically poisoned you. What the **** is wrong with people.

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ojosRojos 28

What kind of monster gives out laxatives on Halloween?! Sorry OP, that really sucks. Hope you got to enjoy at least some of your birthday!

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iiSabachthani 3

Wrong post there boy-o. Nice try though.

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ojosRojos 28

What kind of monster gives out laxatives on Halloween?! Sorry OP, that really sucks. Hope you got to enjoy at least some of your birthday!

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biggie.dd 6

You'd be surprised. Although news reports of people handing out ecstasy are a bit exaggerated, laxative sweets are not that rare. And yes, they're assholes.

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tenniemo 19

I say you deserve it for not going through your candy like a responsible person and picking out anything that could have been tampered with. Safety first! That being said, I’m sorry you’re suffering, OP. Feel better soon, and hopefully lesson learned!

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RichardPencil 30

Don’t eat the chocolate cake people are offering you while giggling!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Rule of thumb, always make sure the candy is individually wrapped, and always check the wrapping for tampering.

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darkenedone 27

Crappy birthday!

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Deez_Knots 10

So somebody basically poisoned you. What the **** is wrong with people.

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Well, your birthday is shit.

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zuckerburg 21

This is why american candy sucks, if you were in europe, you'd notice the taste difference immediately. I'm was surprised how unsweet your candy taste like when I visited.... get real candy and know the difference

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