By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

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RyeBreadBoy 0

why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

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VampireKiller59 0

thats what u get for smoking

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whoisthisgirl 4

don't smoke then ********

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i13Zero 5

222, only 1 third evil

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noobienick 19

Maybe she had the candy to help get rid of the flavor of the cigar

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fuzibunni 0

Why were you holding both? Lol. Doesn't that taste nasty?

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JJ_86 22

I don't see how she could have licked the lit part. You hold cigarette and lollipop in totally different ways. And the only part of cigarette she would have licked accidently is the non-lit end.

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PerditaDessa 38

273, Assuming OP was holding the non-lit end it'd make sense to lick the 'top' which would be the lit side. You don't lick the sticks of suckers.

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Atreyu_Love 0

Hahaha sounds like something I would do. That's why you DON'T multitask with cigs, let alone smoke cigs in the first place.

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AK 2

What the hell were you doing holding both?

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ZombieVampirez 24

Because OP has no brain.

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treesdevin 0

no no noo....you deserve it for smokin cancer sticks....... burn treess maynee.....

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yanarach 0

yeah. GRoss. Ouch. Don't smoke (: Or eat refined sugar. Then that won't happen (: hahah.

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Brittanyy 0

Who has a lollipop and a cigarette at the same time anyway? o.O

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