By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
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Solkre 0

Three hours, were you sewing clothes?

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koco4 0

I think she was literally putting on her face. I can understand if it was a first date, but not in a relationship. She just screams high maintenance.

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Philosophic 0

Full story please OP.. Once at McDonalds he proposed with a million dollar ring? Heh Heh . Stevie Wonders ( mcdonalds reference ).

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PsychoMerk 0

I don't see the fml here... unless he didn't mean for the condoms to be used between the two >_> Mcflurry!!!! :DDD

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Luckster 0

God damnit...I want some chicken nuggets now... *grabs her wallet and drags her boyfriend out the door*

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PsychoMerk 0

poor boyfriend... rug burn :( buy him a Happy Meal to make up for it >_>

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Luckster 0

But he'll just play with the toy and let his food get cold!

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PsychoMerk 0

sounds exactly like me :3

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sadistmonkey 19

Three hours. To get ready... I don't care what you were preparing for, if it's not a wedding or some festival/ceremony where lots of back preparation is required, YDI.

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maskedman 9

I know. STDs and illegitimate babies are the cool things nowadays. Unless you were talking about them using the three seashells instead.

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aardvarkish 15

the three seashells? never heard of it...

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kaileebug 0

if I'm not mistaken, the three sea shells are the next generation of toilet paper... am I right?

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katmandont 0

@89 - We use surgical gloves. Get a good 5-way (or 6-way) going...

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maskedman 9

Kaileebug is right. Three seashells is toilet paper. So for whoever is reading this, do not use the three seashells for sex or you might wind up with the worst STD: a baby. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

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goonie85 0

As a mother, Im offended by you calling a precious baby an STD. Everyone knows it's a parasite.

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_TheSmallThings_ 0

Your bf duznt need to take u sumwhere extravigent every date u dumb hoe!

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Cinn_fml 22

To be fair to the OP, most people would be a bit miffed if they thought they were going out to lunch and then ended up in a Mcdonalds, especially one in a store. I mean, Mcdonalds isn't really food in the first place, but if you must eat there it's more of a; we're hanging around town and happen to be hungry capacity. But three hours preparation was a bit excessive. So basically I don't think those condoms got used, unless he made it upto you since.

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Cinn_fml 22

I call the glow in the dark ones (from that other fml) for my team! :p

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w00kye 0

3 ? c'on , u're going out not getting married

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