By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
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Solkre 0

Three hours, were you sewing clothes?

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koco4 0

I think she was literally putting on her face. I can understand if it was a first date, but not in a relationship. She just screams high maintenance.

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Fop 6

YDI for spending three hours getting ready for LUNCH. Also, why can't we italicize text here? Capitalizing looks bad. Seriously though, THREE HOURS?!

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Osakhomen 0

3 hours? WTF that's way too long for just lunch anyway.... 3 hours is way too long to get ready for most things!

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Trixies100 0

wow you must really care about what other people think of you if you took 3 hours to get ready. It takes me an. maybe less, But I stil look good.

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whatshernuts 0

Agreeeed with Tarynkd. Definitely shenanigans.

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RachelTM 0

On the comment rules: Don't post any comments which comment on the validity of an FML (screaming Fake, It's not an FML for example), or even on whether the FML deserves to be on the website. Don't ruin the website for the other users.

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JanisEvans 10

WUT? Saying that something isn't a FML is the only thing that makes that site worthwhile. We are all here to tell whiny bitches to shut the **** up!

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whatshernuts 0

Lmao what? If I remember right the comments weren't even saying this wasn't an FML.

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saywhaaat_01 0

this isn't an FML. sure, the lunch may have been crappy and un-romantic, but if he's going to get condoms, it obviously means you're gonna have sex! (:

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Erindub 0

Sounds like a pretty romantic evening. Shit at least he bought you dinner and actually wears condoms

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karina_said 0

i agree. at least he didnt make you pay for your salad or anything.

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kellyann90 0

What are you doing that takes you three hours to get ready?

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RODEOqueen 0

Exactly. It's a lunch date, not the Grammies or a photo shoot for Playboy.

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unknown_female 0

i hope it's the most romantic and memorable night ever for you two -_-

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amayasoma 19

3 hours? Really? That's crazy. Besides, out to lunch is just that, out to lunch. If he wanted you to look your damn best I believe he would have told you. FHL for having to wait on your ass for 3 hours.

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Giorgio272 2

serves you right for misunderstanding. Next time listen to yo man and suck his dick when he wants you too.

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