By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
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Solkre 0

Three hours, were you sewing clothes?

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koco4 0

I think she was literally putting on her face. I can understand if it was a first date, but not in a relationship. She just screams high maintenance.

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mangobells 0

America has maccas INSIDE walmart? that is really scary.

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katmandont 0

All over the south (ok, North Carolina). Every Wallmart I've been to had a MCy Dees

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Free_Hugs10 0

In Georgia too. For the most part I think.

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aDropOfSunshine 2

I didn't know there were still Walmarts with McDonald's in them.. Most of the ones around here have changed to Subway... Maybe it's a northeastern thing.

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thorman78 1

There are quite a few in Missouri with McDonald's and a slightly smaller fraction with Subway. I'd say the majority don't have a restaurant in-store (which is totally reasonable).

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onnielief 4

Lunch usually falls between 11:30 and 13:30. 1) how do you take 3 hours to get ready 2) why didn't you ask your bf where you where going?

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MrFlintstone 5

don't expect much from guys. we are lazy and cheap get over it.

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Illyria_madison 0

dump him. clearly he only cares about sex like most men.

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yessirfosho 0

Oh they went to lunch and he bought condoms. Obviously from that little bit of information you can tell thats all he cares about. You should have your teeth knocked out.

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whatshernuts 0

Clearly you're a high-maintenance misandrist bitch who maws at any tiny little hint of being "disrespected" by your guy - and by "disrespect" I mean he even DARE find you sexually attractive, because that means he's a fiend who views you as nothing more but his sex slave. And he's especially horrible if he doesn't buy you flowers to apologize for wanting to be physically intimate with you! Funny what assumptions you can make based off of just a little text :P

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Cazly_420 0

Suck Shit for being a stereotypical high maintenance bimbo. I love Maccas. My boyfriend and I get it take away, go home and rock Battlefield Bad Company 2.

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SAYwhatFML 0

Why would you take 3 hours to get ready for going out for lunch in the first place?

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britisher 0

hey, atleast he's getting condoms, could be worse.

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yessirfosho 0

So just out of curiosity does it take you 3 hours to get ready for lunch because you're that vain or are you just that ugly it takes that long to cover it up?

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