Intimacy: Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked...

By Bacular - 06/02/2010 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked to stand up and be introduced to a company director. I had a hard on. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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Suck up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML

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By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2016 01:29

Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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You deserved it 992

By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

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Great first impression

By FirstImpressionist - 11/05/2022 14:00

Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML

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revcanon 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:05

eh...you are probably the only person in the world that knew

babybubz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:16

*boing* 

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cam007_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:56

No one asks about another dude's boner. "Hey Steve, is that your dick?" "Nope Mr. Boss that's my phone." On the other hand, way to 'stiff' it to the man.

mkymonkey 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:30

awesome!!! I lol'ed

cupcake555 2

Monday 8 February 2010 7:09

cue the sexy secretary to rip open her shirt, crawl across the table and have sex with OP on the table.

AKING 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:58

1st day at work ...and ur thinking of banging the secretary....cool

trottsky4 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:09

damn you have no dick control , what so ever

TerraDiablo 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 22:13

narbs haha

claiiire_fml 17

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:08

You could have said you were happy to be there.

claiiire_fml 17

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:10

78- you're too young to be on this site. get off.

stabbed1ntheback 0

Monday 31 October 2011 1:33

It's the pattern on the fabric... It's very complimentary to the... Crotchial region.

writergirl23 19

Tuesday 3 July 2012 1:04

They're idiots for noticing.

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Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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Same thing different taste

Suck up

Great first impression

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