Work: Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with...

By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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First day at work

By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

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The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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Damp patch

By mommy - 17/11/2010 12:09 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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Going pro

By DDboy - 13/10/2019 22:00

Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 18:00

Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 06:37 - Australia

Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 24 January 2011 22:38

You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.

tampabayfan 22

Monday 24 January 2011 22:29

you made a good first impression

Comments

tampabayfan 22

Monday 24 January 2011 22:29

you made a good first impression

Takador 3

Monday 24 January 2011 23:44

shake em!

enoughgrace 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:03

like a Boss!!

freddyisepic 2

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:16

haha

millionaire93 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:39

win

AmbientTroll 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:17

OP, YDI for being a ***** and not being able to afford a mirror.

iloveloosy12 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 16:06

yeah...at least you were getting attention

Idc666 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:40

How the hell is she a *****? She made a mistake, so what. It's not like she did it deliberately. She might have had something on over top but they decided it was too warm and took it off without realising that what was beneath was see-through. Frankly, I've done that one before but the shirt didnt look that thin on the hanger.

EvilPotato 14

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:03

1 well said my friend

PrimeStarscream 30

Monday 1 August 2011 23:05

ROFL A+

truehitman2010 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:31

well how do you think you got the job?

razeleet 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:51

Win^

daaron 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:15

well said my man couldn't have said it better myself well actually yeah I couldve shouldve but didn't

Florence_ 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:33

Well done, friend. Well done.

jordan_may 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:42

MINECRAFT EVERYWHERE!!!

M0rt 0

Friday 23 September 2011 21:38

pics or it didn't happen

Lufferkinz 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:34

This is why I always put my shirts against my skin before buying them. Try that sometime. ^__^

coolbrosef 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:19

completely true does OP not have a mirror what does OP stand for anyways?

dan_117 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:23

Fail. Just ******* fail

saint4life69 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:46

OP= Optic Penis

NicoRobin_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:14

she did it on purpose (:

iEnvade 2

Friday 20 May 2011 18:28

68 - Google is your friend.

ABANDONFATEREMEM 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:35

whos shirt? lol jkjk

hahafylop 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:02

My first guess would be the fat male boss with moobs and excessive chest hair...

truehitman2010 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:35

so you work on street corners

banana_buddy 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:09

No OP obviously works at a brothel and was doing office role play for her male "coworkers"

truehitman2010 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:37

corners*

WingsFan80 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:11

^^^ Spelling correction fail lol

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 24 January 2011 22:37

Could it be that your boss' was see-through? Or maybe one of your co-workers?

Doortje 29

Monday 24 January 2011 22:38

You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.