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By involuntary waxing - 15/01/2012 09:00 - Canada

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

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By stinky car - 16/08/2013 03:18 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML

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By darthinvader - 16/07/2010 00:17 - United States

Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML

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By ouch - 20/12/2011 12:46 - Australia

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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By Khagen - 27/01/2021 05:01

Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML

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By It burns down there - 11/12/2018 17:30

Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2019 12:00 - United States - Arcade

Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary is closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now everytime I pee, It not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom... FML

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Sunday 15 January 2012 16:39

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:44

That's a sticky situation

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afunnyterdcody 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:52

That's kinda hot haha bring on the thumbs down

Tracielself 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:51

The real question is: do you shave? The amount of pain takes on a whole new meaning if you aren't.

MrsWojtowicz 16

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:48

Tracielself, did you notice OP's name? It's involuntary waxing. Haha.

Hache_fml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:40

Hot bath followed by Gold Bond powder. And lots of prayers that never happens again!

chubby_choco 17

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:09

******* A!! D8 Why would the FDA approve something that makes your vag produce superglue?!

L_Lovegood 19

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:22

It hurts just reading it! DX

dinosuarRAWR 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:06

TMI

picturescrazy 24

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:10

I wish you would've included what it was for so I can avoid it D: That sounds awfully unpleasant! Good luck OP!

TheYamBagga 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:21

So if your significant other went down on you in essence he would be sniffing glue?

cysanleigh 13

Wednesday 18 January 2012 23:12

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Phantom13 3

Friday 20 January 2012 9:46

Dear lord...what the hell is that "new medication" for?!

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