Today, I started crying after looking at my dad’s ID as it was...

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 04:47

Today, I started crying after looking at my dad’s ID as it was about to expire and i thought that was the day he dies. FML

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randybryant799 20

Monday 30 August 2021 17:26

Are you like 8?

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Saturday 25 December 2021 8:25

Good grief. How old are you??

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randybryant799 20

Monday 30 August 2021 17:26

Are you like 8?

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Saturday 25 December 2021 8:25

Good grief. How old are you??

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