Work: Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client...

By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 00:34 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 16:11 - United States - Janesville

Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML

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By brotheritachi - 13/06/2017 16:00

Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 21:28 - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

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By unhappy - 07/06/2015 18:23 - United States - San Anselmo

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML

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By Maggie - 10/12/2011 16:45 - Canada

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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Taylor22294 24

Sunday 15 June 2014 10:57

That's a type a job that's kinda scary but it can be really good. You can help people out with their struggle and you also get really good insurance. Down fall death.

lex1459 38

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:08

Are you drunk now #2?

Comments

ThaReaper319 19

Sunday 15 June 2014 10:56

number 1 bitches

jerryj 27

Sunday 15 June 2014 10:57

Not for long!

Superspiderbat 23

Sunday 15 June 2014 10:57

Did you stop him from driving? Or did you still let him drive

lex1459 38

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:08

Are you drunk now #2?

Superspiderbat 23

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:13

#12 Sorry I wasn't thinking straight.... Wait this is the internet

lex1459 38

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:18

Well I think that answers that

invadermaythe1st 35

Sunday 15 June 2014 12:11

what do you think?

wolfgold2 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 15:10

I would've ran him over, sure I might go to jail for killing the guy, but come on, don't go to get your driver's license while you're drunk.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 15 June 2014 15:58

25- He isn't.

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:19

So attempting to kill him is the answer?

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 16 June 2014 5:41

Your next client will be Stoned...

Taylor22294 24

Sunday 15 June 2014 10:57

That's a type a job that's kinda scary but it can be really good. You can help people out with their struggle and you also get really good insurance. Down fall death.

Mynamewontfi 40

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:00

It sucks that your first client is an idiot. I'm just hoping you didn't let him drive (pretty sure you didn't let him) and told him to not pull that kind of shit.

arrow007archer 19

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:00

what a drunken mess... but in all seriousness though dont even let him near the car until he is sober and when he is tell him what happend. at least this could be something you could look back on and laugh. good luck with the new job

sapphiregirly 11

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:01

well,your student got his first lesson right away: never ever show up drunk for your driving lessons! I really hope you made him pay for your time anyway,and then sent him home.

WinterBlue42 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:01

That's why I respect all forms of driving instructors. You must have nerves of steel and infinite patience. . However, I have never heard of someone showing up drunk. FYL?