Health: Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected...

By Unsuspecting - 16/04/2016 12:23 - United States

Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By Chlo - 11/08/2019 22:00

Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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Sunday 17 April 2016 13:02

He seems to be pretty light-hearted about it. Regardless, that does suck and I'm sorry Mother Nature is punishing you for not being pregnant.

sirdannyboy1 20

Sunday 17 April 2016 13:03

I guess its time to stop swimming, period.

Comments

Leviathene 34

Sunday 17 April 2016 14:27

I wish more guys could be this great when it comes to periods.

Blueocean7 19

Sunday 17 April 2016 16:45

Sharks can 'smell' blood a mile away so he was wise to advise you not to swim.

vikky538 28

Sunday 17 April 2016 17:34

I think he understands womens needs .. You should date him.

Danne696 14

Sunday 17 April 2016 17:36

He obviously didn't think it was a big deal so you shouldn't think too much about it OP.

HollyQuinn 21

Sunday 17 April 2016 17:58

Obviously getting your period then sucks, but that dude sounds great! Also, you're lucky that you didn't even notice it, I get horrible cramps when mine starts. Hope your next date goes better!

hilamonster06 21

Sunday 17 April 2016 18:34

That dude is an idiot if he seriously thinks that will attract sharks. I hope for your sake at least he was joking.

vicfirthfan 11

Sunday 17 April 2016 18:39

it could

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 17 April 2016 23:23

It DOES attract sharks, derp.

DoctorMEW 19

Monday 18 April 2016 0:15

Because sharks are totally not attracted to blood in the water. (sarcasm)

manofmerr 27

Monday 18 April 2016 5:28

Clearly he was joking. Everyone knows sharks aren't attracted to blood. Now if she had cheeze whiz coming out of her, that could attract sharks. But everyone already knew this.