Love and Health: Senpai Noticed

Senpai Noticed

By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By Unsuspecting - 16/04/2016 12:23 - United States

Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By mindy12182 - 29/12/2018 17:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2018 19:00

Today, I got my period during my dance solo. My costume was white. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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Seeya55 31

Monday 9 July 2018 1:48

Crappy situation aside, get a period tracker app, and let it remind you 2 days before expected start. If I know I'll be away from home and/or doing activities, I've worn a light pad to prevent early accidents. Sometimes there's days I have no cramps but it still comes. Sorry about it being seen, I'd be mortified too!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 16 June 2018 22:18

If he didn't tell you by saying "You've got red on you", he's not worth your time.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 16 June 2018 22:18

If he didn't tell you by saying "You've got red on you", he's not worth your time.

real life problems 26

Monday 9 July 2018 1:33

For a second I thought you were the karate girl who's boyfriend got beat up by a feminine fury.

Seeya55 31

Monday 9 July 2018 1:48

LuLu Walker 3

Monday 9 July 2018 20:36

Not all women are regular. Tracker apps don't work for many women, and even if they do work, they can be wrong on occasion.

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 10 July 2018 2:25

Obviously women can be irregular, but the majority aren't. Especially if you're on BC. OP writes it out as if it was probably a normal time to start it, just not smack dab in the middle of a class. No where is it written "Today my period came 'EARLY'..." Period tracker app still does help A LOT of women! Get into the habit of it sooner than later, and you won't be surprised as much.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 July 2018 2:22

There’s a gang of women waiting to beat the shit out of him for causing bleeding in your lady business. They seem to like to congregate around dojos and make hasty conclusions to justify mob violence.

ohsnapword 21

Monday 9 July 2018 2:38

Aaaannnnnd here come the meta comments.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 9 July 2018 2:45

Oh shit! And don't you usually wear white in karate class? That sucks, OP. I'm going to assume it came earlier than you anticipated, otherwise you probably would have been more prepared?