Intimacy: Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely...

By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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brittster1990 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:40

At least he said please.

JiggyBoo123 11

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:34

You make a better door than you do a window.

Comments

blutigenbonbon 10

Monday 26 December 2011 22:25

When they don't wanna, they just won't. :l

barleyguy 17

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:43

Sucks for him nuff said

InsanePPG 25

Tuesday 27 December 2011 17:15

This happened on an episode of Family Guy once, so I can't help but imagine you two in a hotel room as Lois and Peter.

anna121 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 10:17

he was more intrested in the tv.

FR05TY 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:29

Must have been a good show

perry_sameh20 18

Friday 6 January 2012 18:49

Maybe he didnt feel like doing it.

TastySexToys 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:05

strip tease gone wrong! hahaha

Candygirl720 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:15

Nah u shoulda slapped him full force n sed "SO U WOULD RATHER HAVE THT THEN ALLLLLLLL O DISS??????"

Elfkid21 19

Tuesday 24 April 2012 13:11

In the poor guy's defense, does he KNOW you were trying to be seductive? lol..... wait, were you TRYING to be seductive?

loucypher 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:43

Get a new guy

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