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By Anonymous - 09/02/2018 14:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I started a part-time job at a nursery. One of the kids asked me if I was single, so I explained to her that I am with another woman. My boss fired me on the spot for "acting inappropriately". FML

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 31 January 2018 0:07

That is discrimination and illegal in the UK I believe. They asked, you answered. It isn't like you said you had sex. You were not even pushing your view on them, you were just being honest. I wonder if your boss would have reacted that way if you'd been in a heterosexual relationship..

user918 12

Tuesday 30 January 2018 21:53

How is it inappropriate to tell them about your partner if they ask whether you have one?

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Dark_Stream 29

Sunday 11 February 2018 12:09

The answer was yes or no. The kid does not need any more details.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 12 February 2018 2:24

That sounds like discrimination. I assume when the kid asked, you just told him/her that you were dating a woman and that's what got you fired. I hope you sue.

annoyingrobot 4

Monday 19 February 2018 19:27

Lawyer up. What your boss did is certainly illegal.

Catto-Golden 23

Tuesday 5 June 2018 8:21

Okay I have to say you deserve it, a simple "no" would do

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