By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
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AudaciouslyInsan 0

Ooooooh, that really sucks. I hate it when you have something stuck in your teeth and you don't notice until after you've talked to a lot of people. FYL, OP. You'll live though

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rofflewaffle 9

How can you not notice something like that? I can feel if I have food on my teeth because my lips brush against it.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Well, now he knows you like to eat meat.

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Poster_Pastry 0

my crush of 6 years asked me out today XD im soooooooooo happy!!!!!!

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Radtastic 9

sausage roll isnt an actual sausage its sausage meat in pastry and its yummmmay. oh and so long as u dont eat the whole bakery u wnt get fat and die.

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SarevokRob 1

What a bitch/asshole for not telling you you had food in your teeth!

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TyIsGeek 0

disgusting. you don't check your teeth after you eat?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I agree, but I'd add that sausage is generally unhealthy, regardless of whether or not it'll make you fat. People with high metabolisms still have to be careful about high cholesterol, sodium, sat fats, preservatives, etc. To be fair, though, this could've been the rare indulgence of an otherwise health-conscious OP. We don't know definitely that (s)he eats them often. Actually, one could argue that (s)he probably doesn't, since the OP was apparently unaware of the messiness involved, and that food's tendancy to get stuck in the teeth.

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alicia_was_here 3

maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it was just in the cracks because thats understandable most of the time, but the fact you said it was all over your teeth is cause of plaque build up. BRUSH YOUR TEETH MORE/BETTER. if you did, food wouldnt stick ON your teeth, maybe just in the cracks. that's disgusting, you deserve it.

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