And you like him why exactly?

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML
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Sinshine 28

I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

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RichardPencil 30

Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.

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mfranks19891989 10

How rude tell the Brit to eat his Tea and crumpets somewhere else or move away from him yourself

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EmDizzle2007 28

because they call cookies biscuits.

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RichardPencil 30

Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.

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Sinshine 28

I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?

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Charlie Given 26

Their in Australia and she is talking about the thin very dry cookies they call biscuits and they basically explode as you bit into them, good but messy

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Nothuman0 3

Was giving him a ******** that’s what I was thinking you’d have to be right under him giving him a dam hug. I think the hair part is wrong and he was just being a loud mouth chewer.

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shannon2348 14

in your hair? geez were you standing on top of him?

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Nothuman0 3

So you we’re giving him a BJ? Because how do crumbs get into your hair unless your standing under him. Or is he spitting at you? Because that’s thee only way crumbs get into your hair. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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