Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him,... - FML

By thenewgirl29 - 01/03/2013 05:21 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML

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thenewgirl29 20

Friday 1 March 2013 19:29

I am OP. I have known the guy for 7 years and the pic was something my son and I drew for him. haha just seemed like an odd response

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Pleonasm 35

Friday 1 March 2013 12:01

He picked a keeper, I guess. I think he nose you love him; and this is just his way of telling you he loves you too. It snot so bad.

Pleonasm 35

Friday 1 March 2013 12:49

And yea 13, my Doctor once said that too high a dose of puns in one day can be fatal. He was dead serious.

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Frustrated78 11

Saturday 9 March 2013 7:06

Sounds like something my husband would do. Men suck.

itszlo 8

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:57

My husband does this ALL THE TIME and then he'll sit there and try and enlist me to do some of his dirty work... I guess it comes with the territory =X kinda like me asking him to pluck my grey hairs :(

EmmaxSampson 9

Monday 18 March 2013 4:36

*standing ovation*

gamerkid123 6

Wednesday 20 March 2013 20:56

Lol

ibra5428 1

Monday 19 December 2016 18:14

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Lollerskates 13

Wednesday 30 May 2018 5:50

dump him before it's too late

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