By fun in functioning, I suppose - 20/01/2015 19:54 - United States - Starkville

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Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML
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Lebeaugars95 20

Your boyfriend sounds really fun

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feven 32

I mean I wouldn't say it's his fault for assuming. Maybe you're dirty texts sound just like your drunk texts.

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Rawrshi 25

Considering sex with a drunk person is considered rape and can come with a hefty jail time I think that was 17's point of "not always". Or the fact you could get thrown up on. That's actually happened to my housemate. :D

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Rawrshi 25

Oooh. Then no clue. :P I've never had drunk sex so I can neither confirm or deny any awesomeness or lack thereof from the female perspective. Plus, you know, the whole potentially being thrown up on thing. Not my thing~

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ProfessorMctitie 20

#15 I always laugh at your comments because they are always thumbed down. :P

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Allornone 35

not really. in my experience, if the guy has had too much to drunk, certain parts don't always work the way they're supposed to.

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starile 19

#42, that's exactly what I was thinking. Whiskey dick.

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alex1022 11

if you dont do it often or have done it before while you were drunk, that may lead to him assuming that you were in fact drunk. sorry op just talk to him about it.

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SkullsRules1 26

Oh well, seems like just a misunderstanding. At least he cares about your health :)

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mete_orito 34

OP has or had a drinking problem perhaps? It sounds like her boyfriend has seen her in that circumstance before.

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kirbs19 37

Can't take a hint can he?

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fsomelife 26

Guess now that you need a drink, his lecture will come in handy. It's almost as if he knew what the future held...

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