Intimacy: Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible... - FML

By gentileman - 16/03/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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hotbeefinjection 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

LOL well atleast you know the truth now!~ and how can the OP deserve it??? idgi

bitchinstopshere 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

dump his f***ing ass pronto.

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ethang1996 0

Monday 4 July 2011 22:18

ohhh! SNAP!!

kyliebear 15

Monday 11 July 2011 16:29

I think this is fake. I have been on face book recently and this has been a like page. Sorry, that's just my opinion. You may be on the opposition. :)

kyliebear 15

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:23

I'm sorry about that OP :( But this might be unreal. I mean, this has been a fb like before :L

marissa246 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:21

dump him im sooo sorry

nooneelse 7

Friday 22 July 2011 22:27

I can even imagine the confusion you both had after each of you confessed.. Sigh..

kawaiianime 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:50

eh well. What comes around goes around

Anastasia95 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:20

who would have thought that God would punish this girl by having her bf cheat on her. By the way i don't believe in god so this is a fluke ;P

connor4536 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:55

haha i like

Ugi 26

Wednesday 3 August 2011 12:24

Your BF is unfaithful and an idiot. This does not seem like a great combination from your point of view. Get the hell out of there.

TheSickMinded 13

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:22

The boyfriend's mind is dirty.

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