Ant life

By LIFT - 23/07/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
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Sarah Yamabo 15

Sounds like he’s been looking for a way out, but too chicken to do it like a man so he finds the most ridiculous reasons to break things off... Good riddance.

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AzariusStar01 26

I’ve heard of that FB group, lol. I suggest you find a guy with a sense of humour, it seems petty to be upset over something like that and end a relationship because of something so simple

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RichardPencil 30

Either it's so stupid or so brilliant. You could be hooking up right and left using this guise of a silly ant simulation. You slutty Myrmidon, you!

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AzariusStar01 26

I’ve heard of that FB group, lol. I suggest you find a guy with a sense of humour, it seems petty to be upset over something like that and end a relationship because of something so simple

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Sarah Yamabo 15

Sounds like he’s been looking for a way out, but too chicken to do it like a man so he finds the most ridiculous reasons to break things off... Good riddance.

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PradyParty 8

I'm literally in that fb group lmaooo. Let's get all the ants to vote on if we should eat him or not 😤 😤

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JillianJuneBug 39

Not gonna lie, that group sounds freaking awesome

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RichardPencil 30

I'm sure it's all fun and games until someone starts sending unsolicited thorax pics.

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littl3storm 29

now he's gone, you have more time to dedicate to the Queen

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Beackers675 13

I am also in that group, and your BORING ex boyfriend can suck it.

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