Intimacy: Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible... - FML

By gentileman - 16/03/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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hotbeefinjection 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

LOL well atleast you know the truth now!~ and how can the OP deserve it??? idgi

bitchinstopshere 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

dump his f***ing ass pronto.

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DanielleMazz 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:48

im sorry. but i'd still give him a second chance. he may be a cheating asshole but hes in college and far away. he was probably lonely. u should forgive him. Actually, i was wrong ignore my last comment... DUMP HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!! But keep the cheating line u used for the future, u'll be able to find out if ur other bf's are cheating!

simplewhimsy 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:15

Ohhhh, ouch. :/

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:05

At least you found out about it.

BehindTheseEyes 0

Friday 1 May 2009 17:03

I hope you mean ex-boyfriend

justreadin 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 15:40

OH SHIT I DIDN"T SEE THAT COMING no seriously i thought you were gonna end it but then you brought out the whoe math exam thing.... crazy

Snackbars 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:34

Imagine how he feels? He must feel like such an ass. **** his life, too. And I feel bad for you. D:

BastardOfBodom 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:30

dear God, im sorry :(

Sucks2beYouxD 0

Monday 18 May 2009 20:55

Ditto #7. You shouldn't cheat on exam.

pinklady_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:23

wow dump him fershuree:)

lucky11_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:54

LOL karma..

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