Intimacy: Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible...

By gentileman - 16/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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hotbeefinjection 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

LOL well atleast you know the truth now!~ and how can the OP deserve it??? idgi

bitchinstopshere 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

dump his f***ing ass pronto.

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coolcourt143 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:02

SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME GIRLFRIEND!!! FFFFFFFFFFF COLLEGE BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!

CheetahOnRoids 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:23

That is definitely karma.

KayJen 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:40

No F**k his life.

beyatreese 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:03

ouch that sucks. go ditch him and find another guy. oh, and that's karma for you.

Kyzomo 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:13

LMAO i bet he tried to play that off

Marysenjo 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:01

what an asshole. i hope you dumped him immediately.

Princess_89 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 8:53

oh my goodness, that is terrible!!!!

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:05

Serves you right, CHEATER.

meow_meow_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:52

cheating at a math test doesn't mean its karma to get cheated on, usually getting caught out or failing, dump his ass

dishwasha 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:59

Ouch. Sorry to hear that.

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