By is_that_right - 27/12/2014 19:14 - United States - El Paso

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Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML
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maharb01 17

if you weren't thinking it before, you are now. good luck op

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i_needa_username 17

I think she's cheating. You deserve better

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dewhockey 9

She just had a Richard Nixon moment! You should trust what she said just as much as when Nixon said, "I am not a crook!"

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tuxedoandex 28

Quickly assure her you aren't breaking up with her.

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Yeah, she's cheating on you.

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blackonblight 32

Was hoping someone else would think this. Took the words out of my mouth. Figuratively speaking.

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plan_Z 14

She could have had a ex that always assumed she was cheating. Now its force of habit, I was the same for a while after dating one lass. She always accused me of cheating, yet I never had. The lass I dated after got replies along the lines to assure her I wasn't cheating because it had become habit.

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lalaney 14

Yeah, I totally agree. It's easy to feel defensive when you've had relationships with people in which you always felt on trial.

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