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By is_that_right - 27/12/2014 19:14 - United States - El Paso

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Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML
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maharb01 17

if you weren't thinking it before, you are now. good luck op

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JKPwnage 27

They assume the weirdest things. Like I go up to a girl to ask her the time and she's like "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" and I'm like "BITCH DID I STUTTER"

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PhilMeUp 13

Her: "I'm not cheating on you." You: "I'm not cheating on you either."

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fierystage 8

Have none of you people ever heard of an anxiety disorder? Ffs.

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manda_xD 9

I'd be a little suspicious if I was you OP. Keep your eyes open, hope everything works out

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Parvati48 15

Well if you didn't think that before you probably will now OP. Get her talking and find out what brought that on. Good Luck, I hope she isn't cheating, but kinda doubtful with that reaction. :/

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gNOME42 5

that shows guilt from her she is doing something you would not aprove of

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Badabam_fml 14

Sorry I accidentally clicked YDI. To make you feel better I leveled it out with a FML. Btw, that probably means she's cheating.

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crackpotL 33

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

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