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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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By Ep1cF4ce - 26/07/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

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By NickJJ - 16/05/2014 02:34 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

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Spooky

By Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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Grounded

By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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sai_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:50

A true ninja is always prepared for any impending lamp attacks.

ellykhoshkele 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:04

hahahaha this was funny but i think u guys deserved it :D sorry! but u did! cuz u were going to scare a poor little thing and karma got it back to u :P lol

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ellykhoshkele 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:04

hahahaha this was funny but i think u guys deserved it :D sorry! but u did! cuz u were going to scare a poor little thing and karma got it back to u :P lol

ryguy997 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:59

but she didn't beat the other ninja?

VampireKiller59 0

Friday 21 May 2010 19:46

my godfather did the same thing to me except he had a friking creepy mask and a real knife in hand...

LMFAOwned 9

Sunday 27 June 2010 6:55

OMG the same thing happened to me except with Barney and a condom! FYL!

I_Suck_At_Life 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:05

Ouch thats gotta hurt. How long was she beating you until she realized it was you and was there a serious injury? I hope you're Ok. That's gotta suck.

twilax101 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:15

Yikes. were there any serious injuries? and yeah, karma suck ;)

Bibico_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 18:53

I'm amazed you had ninja outfits. I assume your Star Trek pajamas were in the wash.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 19:21

#5, do Star Trek pyjamas even exist still? I want some.

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 19:33

Don't do shit like that. Moms are nuts about robbers and stuff. Being a mom I know this. I once threw a saucepan full of boiling beans at our really good friend because my husband told him to come on in and didn't tell me about it. He unlocked the door and went out back, poor friend comes in and ends up having his clothes washed.