By GothicAngel17 - 19/05/2012 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane
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57- well you seem to have quite a good memory, ha. I've gotta say I'm thankful that the morning sickness has subsided so I don't have to drop everything and run for the toilet or for fresh air (except on a Saturday for some reason). Now I'm just gassy it would seem. Oh joy. And forgetful. Speaking of which I just remembered I put eggs on the stove to boil a while ago and forgot about them so now I have to go D:
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Now you awkwardly just play it off as you meant to do it as a joke...
The baby farted in you. XD
This girl had an FML about the coffee smell upsetting her while being pregnant, and she worked in a coffee shop! this poor, poor pregnancy.
57- well you seem to have quite a good memory, ha. I've gotta say I'm thankful that the morning sickness has subsided so I don't have to drop everything and run for the toilet or for fresh air (except on a Saturday for some reason). Now I'm just gassy it would seem. Oh joy. And forgetful. Speaking of which I just remembered I put eggs on the stove to boil a while ago and forgot about them so now I have to go D:
Cool OP commented. Dude I get what your saying (not from experience but whatever).. Yeah after morning sickness comes farts and craving and back aches.
True, true! You can't really control your body normally especially when pregnancy is a new thing to the soon to be mother.
I'm not looking forward to peeing myself every time I sneeze though D:
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Show it anywayBecause a doctor needs to put their face right under the ass to see if a woman is in labor? Change your doctor mate, I think the doctor/patient boundaries are being breached with yours!
It's obviously just joke... My first response was "LMFAOOOO"
He did. That whole "change your doctor" was his joke. Lrn2humour n00b
Too bad that while giving birth you soil yourself in every possible way regardless...
They actually didn't with my two. My youngest they just gave me a suppository and said go shove it up your ass. (Not quite but was definitely in between the lines) either way....you're gonna shit yourself. And bleed. And gush stuff you'd never thought you would......
I don't intend on pooping myself anytime soon -.-
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Show it anywayBetter out than in my friend Shrek always says.
I disagree. Better in than out, for others' sakes
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It's ok. When you're pregnant you get away with more stuff like that! :)
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