By GothicAngel17 - 19/05/2012 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML
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GothicAngel17 24

57- well you seem to have quite a good memory, ha. I've gotta say I'm thankful that the morning sickness has subsided so I don't have to drop everything and run for the toilet or for fresh air (except on a Saturday for some reason). Now I'm just gassy it would seem. Oh joy. And forgetful. Speaking of which I just remembered I put eggs on the stove to boil a while ago and forgot about them so now I have to go D:

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mhopper 13

It's ok. When you're pregnant you get away with more stuff like that! :)

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isaiaah 6

Your baby's pulling practical jokes before he's even out

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GothicAngel17 24

It's going to be an epic troll, I'm sure.

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OttersIsAwesome 8

This reminds of a time when I was in kindergarten and one of the kid's mom was pregenant, and I punched and kicked her belly, in jealousy, so much she let out a monstrous fart.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You know who else would picture Muscle Man saying this? MY MOM!

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Principessa101 20

Well, that's pregnancy, I guess. congratulations! :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Doesn't matter. Had sex

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darwinism 30

Yes. At least 4 months ago. Lucky girl!!!

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BIGKIEFFER 10

She put a bag on my head Still counts

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reddudeover 2

If I was there I would have farted out of camaraderie!

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