I belched accidentally while serving an elderly customer once. Words cannot describe the look of horror on her face. Something tells me she won't be back.

But I don't want to sneeze and pee D:

then keegals are your best friend. haha

Keegals?

Oh, pelvic floor exercises.

Well they're not called that here, no need to thumb me down -.-

No, because I'm a guy. But thanks for asking a question that the general populance of FML can answer.

Oh you're welcome

No, actually. I only tell people I am if they're family, coworkers or close friends. I only tell others when asked if I'm pregnant and I most certainly don't rub it in people's faces. The only reason why I posted it here is because I thought this particular incident was worthy of being posted on FML for others to have a bit of a giggle. I honestly don't know anyone who has rubbed their pregnancy in others faces and points it out all the time to get away with things. Get over yourself mate.

If no one cares, Then I can punch pregnant women and get away with it? Why thank you, now I can add "Beating up preggos" to my bucket list!

YOLO

YOLO

Actually quite the contrary. I'm always being hounded with questions about the baby and its health, and whether I'm eating healthy enough for the baby and whether I'm cleaning the cat litter etc. And people are always asking (or not asking, they just do it) to touch my tummy. I always get lectured about food and bending and stretching and standing on stools to get stuff, whether I do these things or not. Even strangers do this. And the general excitement people seem to be bursting with when they find I am pregnant, or they see my belly is bigger or something. So when a woman is pregnant, ive got to say that the evidence seems to point to the fact that people in general actually do care about the baby.

And people care about what YOU have to say because...?