By FailedCatMum - 11/07/2018 23:00 - Australia - Drummoyne

Today, I thought I was finally connecting with my new kitten when she was looking at me closely and letting me pet her. The moment was quickly ruined by her sinking a claw into my eyeball. FML
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evilplatypus 38

You stared too long and too closely. When kitty stares at you, blink slowly and look away.

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Hejira Hayes 8

As an autistic and a cat guardian, I can say that to some extent you do speak the truth. However, one can have a cat connect with them. It's just gotta be all on the cat's terms. Being up close enough for one's eyeball to be in range when y'all have just met...that wasn't it. Would YOU want a gigantic stranger looming their huge face at you Majora's Mask style? Doubt it.

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user53658 15

One simply cannot connect with a cat. Cats are the autists of the animal world.

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Hejira Hayes 8

As an autistic and a cat guardian, I can say that to some extent you do speak the truth. However, one can have a cat connect with them. It's just gotta be all on the cat's terms. Being up close enough for one's eyeball to be in range when y'all have just met...that wasn't it. Would YOU want a gigantic stranger looming their huge face at you Majora's Mask style? Doubt it.

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Anducar 10

My best friend is autistic and she is the most lovely person. So if you consider cats to be autists, sure, send 'em my way :D

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TCRII 29

Get a dog. Dogs love cats. They taste yummy.

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Spiritbird 17

I will consider you nuts if you didnt kick her out of your home OP. Btw, can the damage to your eye be surgically corrected or that eye of yours is gone forever now?

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evilplatypus 38

You stared too long and too closely. When kitty stares at you, blink slowly and look away.

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real life problems 26

Commit to the scene, get an eye patch and change your cat to a parrot, and start looking for gold

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Royally_shunned 15

You know how they say. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. After that it's fun and games without depht perception.

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Davros 12

So now she is looking for a new cat since this one suddenly disappeared.

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Jeremy Phillips 18

I already knew cat eyes were a thing but this puts a new spin on the term.

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