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By FailedCatMum - 11/07/2018 23:00 - Australia - Drummoyne

Today, I thought I was finally connecting with my new kitten when she was looking at me closely and letting me pet her. The moment was quickly ruined by her sinking a claw into my eyeball. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Wednesday 11 July 2018 17:05

You stared too long and too closely. When kitty stares at you, blink slowly and look away.

Hejira Hayes 8

Wednesday 11 July 2018 16:39

As an autistic and a cat guardian, I can say that to some extent you do speak the truth. However, one can have a cat connect with them. It's just gotta be all on the cat's terms. Being up close enough for one's eyeball to be in range when y'all have just met...that wasn't it. Would YOU want a gigantic stranger looming their huge face at you Majora's Mask style? Doubt it.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 12 July 2018 0:48

How dare you insult your overlord, human!

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Thursday 12 July 2018 6:49

I'll never be a cat person. no literally

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 12 July 2018 8:29

Never get into a stare off with a cat.

tounces7 27

Friday 13 July 2018 7:03

Oh shit. I've been there before too. You're gonna have to watch for recurring corrosiveness. Deep eyeball wounds like that take a LONG time to fully heal.

Regulate 21

Friday 13 July 2018 23:37

As if there aren't already enough dangerous creatures residing in Australia.

chairmanofthebored 1

Saturday 14 July 2018 0:53

Your cat stuck it’s litterbox tool in your eye and your posting the same day?

Layla A Noseir 7

Thursday 26 July 2018 3:55

Cats can be jerks when you least expect it

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