By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0

Do it in spirals next time!

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tarheel22893 0

For being ungrateful, you should punish him by mowing a giant penis into the yard,,, or if you want to be really mean,, you could make that original penis, label it "average", and then mow in a comparably small one and label it "Dad/his actual name" (by labeling, I mean you mow the words average and dad/his actual name below the respective penises) and then take a picture of both from the roof of your house and send them to all his know acquaintances (from an anonymous email address) and then mow the areas around them to hide your handiword

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TiffJ16 0

Kamikun616 - Thanks So much for taking the time to explain that to me, and thanks for being nice about it :) You are the BEST! :)

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samiiibabyyy 0

FYL indeed. that really does suck.

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clusterfungus 3

how the **** do you mow a lawn vertically? is there grass growing on the outside wall of your house? YDI for failing 3rd grade geometry, or for living in an MC Escher etching.

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AsianTurtle 0

next time - go out into the field and use weed killer to make a giant penis on the field. he'll have to weed kill the rest of it or just leave it there for the next google earth helicopter :P

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Link5794 18

Imagine the lawn on a piece of paper. These are vertical lines: |||||||||| These are horizontal lines: - - - - - -

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walkmywaynot 0

YDI, every one knows that, that is how it works

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SuperPineApple 0

Your dad is an ungrateful prick. I'd hate to live with him.

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BMON3Y 0

Dick move by your dad

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Haven246 7

After finally mowing my 6.5 acre lawn, I accidentally drove into a ditch. I called my dad and when he arrives he took one look at me and said " It looks better moved horizontally." FML

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