By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0

Do it in spirals next time!

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tarheel22893 0

For being ungrateful, you should punish him by mowing a giant penis into the yard,,, or if you want to be really mean,, you could make that original penis, label it "average", and then mow in a comparably small one and label it "Dad/his actual name" (by labeling, I mean you mow the words average and dad/his actual name below the respective penises) and then take a picture of both from the roof of your house and send them to all his know acquaintances (from an anonymous email address) and then mow the areas around them to hide your handiword

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Kade20 4

NEVER mess with your dads lawn lol it's happened to me as well.

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alybsox 4

I would gone back our there and mowed F*CK YOU in the lawn

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Orchard 33

HAHA, that was my initial reaction too!

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bullshitspanish 15

My lawn is 8 acres and whenever my dad gets angry he makes me cut it with scissors until it's dark stop ****** complaining

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