By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 21:50 - United States - Wexford

Today, I thought it was a good idea to flush the stink bug I found in my kitchen. Later I went in the bathroom to take a crap, and next thing I know, I feel a stink bug on my privates. I guess it didn't flush after all. FML
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whatsername3114 11

karma is a bitch

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eyedea84 5

how is that karma? the op made a rational decision and had to deal with the consequences, karma happens in religions who happen to believe in reincarnation, karma happens in the afterlife. what you're implying is if I step on an ant and crash my car that would be karma? haha or would it be that the road was hazardous and I didnt have the reaction time to react due to other means such as bad drivers or weather. please look up the meaning of karma before using it as a proverb.

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eyedea84 5

*would that be karma? sentence structure was missing this addition. apologies to the grammar nazis.

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Rainhawk94 27

Karma applies to people.

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adrianh1090 12

Why didn't you just kill it instead of picking it it up, taking over to the toilet and flushing it down. I'm sure a stomp would have done it.

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clrichmond2009 24

because when you drink them, they stick. hence the name.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I think 26 means when you crush them, they stink, which they do.

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clrichmond2009 24

you would be correct. I'd been awake for five minutes. forgive me.:)

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doodlecloud 26

Or, seeing as how OP must've had to move it somehow to get it to the toilet, why didn't they just put it outside?

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dantee2005 33

If your system has a bug I suggest call a professional

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beaverteaser 16

better then having crabs

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ksks1234 33

I used to (and somewhat still do) have a fear of public restrooms for this very reason.

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MrE187 12

Now you know to throw those things out next time.

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niamhlorren 4

What is a stink bug? Or do I want to know?

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kinky44 28

A bug that stinks when you smash it. Pretty clever name.

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sykokitti 15

a harmless bug, very interesting looking if people didn't smash them and just put them outside they shouldn't stink.

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MidnaLink 33

It helps if you drop it right in the middle of the water before you hit the button.

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