He's trying to kill you!

By Mary - 21/10/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, while at a party, my boyfriend threw a temper tantrum. He screamed at me and then gave me the silent treatment. All because I said, "No thank you" to the crab dip he got for me. I'm allergic to shellfish, we've been dating for two years and it's come up before. FML

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Same thing different taste

By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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He had to find out eventually!

By Telley21 - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Rexburg

Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML

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By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

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Nature calls

By anon - 27/07/2023 22:00

Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML

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Grossed out

By vomiting - 07/03/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML

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By amilia - 07/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML

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Sounds like a win, somehow

By George - 17/09/2023 14:00

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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Thanks wasn't given

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 18:00

Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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kfchicken 31

Monday 21 October 2019 22:51

That's what some might call a red flag.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 21 October 2019 23:25

Temper tantrum? How old is he? If you've talked about it with him before, now's the time to reiterate your allergy. If he continues to tantrum, time to walk away.

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kfchicken 31

Monday 21 October 2019 22:51

That's what some might call a red flag.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 21 October 2019 23:25

Temper tantrum? How old is he? If you've talked about it with him before, now's the time to reiterate your allergy. If he continues to tantrum, time to walk away.

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 22 October 2019 0:39

You need to seriously consider why you’re with this man-child.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 October 2019 1:56

So, you snubbed his gift just to avoid a little allergic reaction. It's all about you, isn't it? I'd say your attitude is a bit... ...wait on it... ...shellfish.

yigexiaoqin 6

Tuesday 22 October 2019 11:32

lol

distortedcognition 17

Wednesday 23 October 2019 2:16

Ooh, I see what you did there! Clever, sir. Clever

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 22 October 2019 4:55

Maybe he forgot? And he took the refusal as some sort of insult?

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 22 October 2019 8:47

He tries to force something you are allergic to on you then has a screaming temper tantrum when you refuse? Rather manipulative behaviour. Maybe it is time to consider the future of your relationship?