Animals: Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat...

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By elliekilroy - 11/12/2010 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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Thursday 14 May 2009 23:03

Scared shitless?

Shadydeals 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:04

YDI Dont **** around with your cat like that.

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MrFranBrO 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:18

" Today, I was reading this OP and laughed real hard which caught me off guard, now there's spit all over my screen and keyboard" FML Lol i just seriously spit all over my screen when I read that ahahaha

Zach21415 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 10:37

Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololllol

xTiDWoPx 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:38

My dog does that:((

Masta_Blasta 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:25

lulz0r. that's what u get for scaring that poor thing.

xo_emily_xo 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:14

YDI for literally scaring the shit out of your cat!

FYL_FO_SHO 0

Friday 12 June 2009 7:26

Ha. You should have known better than to scare the shit out of your cat like that.

xoxoKARMA 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:53

liquid shit? would that be like diarrhea?

shnibz101 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:40

Mmmm ok what color was the shit?

Specter_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:40

Lol

whyme_ss 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:42

wow do you really have nothing beter to do? ydi and #182 HAHAHHAHA omg thats kinda corny but it made me crack up anyway lol

JakobKain 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:44

What's the point in insulting him in such a minor scale? Everyone does stupid shit sometimes, so when you say "do you really have nothing better to do?", you're saying that you sleep for exactly 7 hours as to not waste a precious hour of an entire day consisting of solving immediate world problems, eating on the job, and going straight to bed afterwords.