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Haven't you ever heard the phrase "Never cook bacon naked"? I know you weren't completely naked, but it still fits!
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Why would your bf scare you while your in lingerie. I would **** you while you're cooking.
if u were cooking bacon, he better have scared u lol jk
maybe your **** will taste like french fries or something now and he will be more inclined to suck on them, eh that could be a pro right?
YDI for cooking with oil in Lingerie, But your bf's a dick too.
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Cook and lingerine?! Those two words together in the same sentence? He had it made until then. Now all he'll be seeing is the dark walls of his doghouse. FHL