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By anon - 28/09/2015 03:27 - United States - Orange Park

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Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML
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nonsensical 26

Some things you just can't change. It's unfortunate we can't always tell what the other person is feeling. At least you were able to enjoy a nice date with your wife before the divorce. Good luck with what comes next--if you look at it as an exciting new start with the next part of your life it may make things a tiny bit easier!

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Death69 24

Sorry to hear OP. But now you know where you stand. Chin up and move on. It's rough when you still care for that person. But for self preservation purposes...It needs to be done.

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Elban 20

You at least go Dutch on the dinner?

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worldclassrager 39

I think this is done...sorry OP worth a shot though

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martin8337 35

At least you got one more for the road.

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Badkarma4u 17

Don't you now wish you had slipped out and "accidentaly slammed in the wrong hole"

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fwongraven 10

No, because most people aren't ******* rapists.

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rgrim11 3

Either looking to get laid or testing to see if she is still in control

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Thegoofygoober 15

ahh break up sex, how you seem to weasel your way in.

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