That sucks

By funnyERstory - 23/11/2016 04:31 - United States - Houston

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Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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You deserved it 1 555
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devinaww 15

Ohhh I cringed from reading that My vacuum has a very small nozzle...

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devinaww 15

Ohhh I cringed from reading that My vacuum has a very small nozzle...

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GhostFox 33

Fun Fact One: If they're human, they have at least one X chromosome. Fun Fact Two: Some men have more than one X chromosome, and some women have a Y chromosome. Some people have three or even more chromosomes, because biology does some unusual things sometimes. Fun Fact Three: There's around 2,000 genes on the X chromosome, whereas the Y chromosome has around 50-60 genes.

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Jay18 22

#15 you friendzoned the hell out of#13 R.I.P

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Alright officer Doofy, we believe you. It really was an accident.

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

I told you not to bother me while I'm cleaning my room!

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GlennGuagmire 20

Take revamps and put the nozzle on him lips while you're cousin is asleep

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species4872 19

You got sucked off by Hoover.

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blu4yu 8

there are soo many things wrong with that

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noellebelle626 19

I'm sorry but I laughed so hard at this. Lol but hey, at least you can say you got sucked lmao

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SargeRho 6

Look on the bright side: You got your dick sucked.

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