Miscellaneous: Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying...

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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You deserved it 13 124

By jadakorn - 11/07/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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You deserved it 29 386

By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 52 176

By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 26 234

By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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You deserved it 2 211

Crack!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

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A tale as old as… well, 2007?

By Melody - 09/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

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You deserved it 239

Clumsy ass

By minac11 - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

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You deserved it 373

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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You deserved it 21 220

TheComputerGuy96 16

Sunday 20 February 2011 12:41

YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.

Doortje 29

Sunday 20 February 2011 12:50

Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.

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LilEinstein 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 15:55

well, today, we learned that you're a ******* idiot

radiationface 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 15:58

why do you have a concrete floor inyou bedroom?

KVKdragon 26

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:00

this is why you need an Otter Box case before you do risky things like that with an iPhone

NextBigThing5044 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:11

You deserve it dumb ass.

itsHannahhh 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:11

well .. sucks for you.

WannaBeActor1018 11

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:12

I through my iPhone in the air sometimes, saying Uhh ohh I'm a retard ;D

monica_monster 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:15

I love my iPhone 4 and ur a dumb ass for doing such harsh things to yours(:

Troll1 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:28

why not?

McMan 23

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:32

A wise woman once said, "Now that's what I call a dropped call!" :P

Spenerish 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:38

iDevices hurt when they fall, too. I busted my lips once by holding my iPod over my face, dropping it and going "Yippee!"

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Crack!

A tale as old as… well, 2007?

Clumsy ass

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