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By Daralea - 28/09/2011 17:54 - Canada

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML
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Daralea 21

They always do, and I don't know why. They even have it aimed at the sidewalks half the time.

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windfuelsfire 10

Now you have to learn the bus schedule perfectly

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rognycbro 4

Prolly made everybodys day where you work lol

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doof234 0

I bet you have lots of time on your hands.

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HomeAl0ne 20

No, no, no. It's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, enter, left click!

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fudawee 4

Should of washed the "muddy water" off in the sprinklers.

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oops_im_fucked 8

Now you have to run through the sprinklers on purpose to look half way decent

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scottgeo 0

Shit happens. Walk back through the sprinklers to get the mud off.

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alazyguy 9

try walking on the other side of the road if possible and you can avoid sprinklers and buses.

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