By MGZ - 19/10/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
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noshitsherlock 0

WOW. Since it was so ******* important (HELLO, JOB), you should punish her by making her live off of the bare minimum for at least a month - NO CELL PHONE AT ALL, basic shitty food, no new clothes, etc.

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Simbo_fml 0

wow. you have a really messed up daughter.

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TVKill3r 15

I think a deactivation of the phone and maybe forcing her to watch you smash it with a sludge hammer sounds good.

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marinawolters 3

Smash her phone right in front of her! That'll teach her not to be the girl who cried rape;)

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Time to give some little girl a beating

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eash 10

Your daughters awesome! Simply awesome.

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stretchedthin 20

I'd beat her ass black and blue for that one and take away every single one of her privileges grounded to her room with nothing in it except her bed blankets and clothes until further notice the only time she'd be out of her room is to use the bathroom eat at the dinner table and school.

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xZeroSanity 11

You need to beat her. I wouldn't stand for that.

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elizacandle 29

Tell that little brat thay now she won't have the phone for even longer because that shitty behavior should not be tolerated and because she cost you a potential job that would have helped pay for bill, her phone included.

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PurpleKatKionna 19

That kid needs the fear of the mother put in her. And seriously, no privileges. No phone seemed bad, how about a real grounding? Good luck with your warped child, OP.

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