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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 18:29

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Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

The other day, a girl in my Spanish course asked the professor if, instead of tests, we could just do oral from now on to get better grades. She meant oral presentations like skits, but obviously it didn't come out that way. Talk about hilarious...I'm pretty immature so if my boss said something like this to me I'd laugh. :)

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sthrnbell 9

Totally inappropriate. U should report him to human resources for sexual harassment.

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CaptPatchy 2

the only people calling it sexual harassment here are the fat women. feminism has gone too far.

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LuvNKisses4Eva 8

Well that's inappropriate. While u get that it's a joke and it is funny, you just don't say that kind of stuff in the work place. That's how you get sued

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middlenamefrank 8

If you were a woman, OP, I'd be pretty horrified to hear that your boss said something like that to you. But since you're a man, honestly, it sounds like pretty good locker room humor to me. Zing him back. Tell him you appreciate him giving you the benefit of his much greater experience.

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natassjad 22

That is sexual harassment and he could get into a lot trouble

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_fmlmf_ 1

If he keeps saying stuff like that, you should sue him for sexual harassment.

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