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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 18:29

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Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

The other day, a girl in my Spanish course asked the professor if, instead of tests, we could just do oral from now on to get better grades. She meant oral presentations like skits, but obviously it didn't come out that way. Talk about hilarious...I'm pretty immature so if my boss said something like this to me I'd laugh. :)

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Sirin_fml 46

I keep reading this aloud, trying to figure out which one of us is drunk.

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sabbyheartswhat 23

Translation and correction: "Hey you got a cool boss, that's a good thing."

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jdhs1 9

God forbid that people try to make work a little ******* more bearable

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worldclassrager 39

Some responses are meant to be funny but that to me is a bit over the line

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kstephens2326 15

There are crazy jokes like that all the time at my job. we can tell when somebody is joking or being serious......just laugh it off and go about your day.

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firebird07 13

I'm a 20-something year old guy and even I can see that this clearly makes fertile ground for a sexual harassment complaint. That said, we don't know the full story. Like what was said earlier, the fact that this is an FML implies that the worker and the boss did not share the kind of relationship where such comments would be permissible. Furthermore, if antagonists are allowed to act without repercussion, their foul deeds will only escalate.

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