What did you say?

By What? - 22/01/2013 19:00 - Australia

Today, I found out my ten year-old brother and his best friend have taught our new parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." We have a bunch of our extended family coming over tomorrow to see what the parrot can say. FML
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yoyoyowhatup 11

Who the hell invites extended family just to see what a parrot can say?

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MrBrightside21 20

I taught my parrot to be a psychologist, so that whenever I talk to him, he says, "So how do you feel?"

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TheChiver 7

This comment gives off the, "I wanna be first, so I'll just say two words" vibe. Strangely I read that in a very sarcastic tone as well...must be the excitement shown in the period.

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joshiepo0 18

While it does seem that way it still sums up my feelings about this FML

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nikkon416 13

Onion, um, I mean Chive, I will revise my comment for you. "That is hilarious! FYL under the assumption that your extended family doesn't have a sense of humor." Apparently, a first comment must be lengthy and exhausting. I should have just said "#1".

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oj101 33

This is going straight to the favorites.

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sens3sfailing 24

If you had said "#1" sirin would have changed the comment to something hilariously insulting. By all means try that next time. I could use the laugh

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tylahgrace 12

I just love that the extended family is coming over to see what the parrot is saying, like that's an exciting thing and worth visiting you for

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SquishFish 15

Teach it to say "mother in law" after the sentence

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MorganBrown 8

Hopefully they will laugh about it and not take it too seriously.

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MarisaCB 16

Their fault. Blame them. That's the truth, so tell it!

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MidnaLink 33

Yeeeah! That's it! Two ten year olds will fess up to this! Good luck with that.

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emeraldisle 30

At least it won't say anything boring like "Polly want a cracker?"

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joshiepo0 18

But what if he actually does want a cracker??

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RedPillSucks 31

Polly want a cracker? Inter species relationships rarely work out.

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Enslaved 36

Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off her first I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch Isn't me, have a seed Let me clip your dirty wings Let me take a ride, cut yourself Want some help, please myself ~Nirvana

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rikitsumiatsu 11

Could just teach the parrot to say "Polly wants his cracker or he gonna slap a bitch"

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Lol, "spamming"? It's a parrot not an electronic XD

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joshiepo0 18

But it will learn a new phrase and hopefully say that one instead of the old one.

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

I wasn't suggesting it was a bad idea, I just thought the word he chose for it was kinda funny :)

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hama806 19

That's great then you won't have to say it.

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MrBrightside21 20

I taught my parrot to be a psychologist, so that whenever I talk to him, he says, "So how do you feel?"

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Ajwc101 24

10, No words can explain how fucken awesome that is.

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yoyoyowhatup 11

Who the hell invites extended family just to see what a parrot can say?

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Pyapi 20

If the extended family lives near-by and they are close, nearly everything is a reason to go to the other's house.

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cmac86 23

that or they live in a very remote part of the country (can't see where they are from since I'm using the android app, and it doesn't give locations).

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